Hey folks! Wow, it’s been a while. A lot has happened since
my last
post way back in August of 2014. Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn, John
Snow rose from the dead, and Manny, the boys, and I are now Montanans. And then
you have COVID-19. Holy smokes, it’s a crazy world!
I mean, this is weird. Life as we knew it has flipped upside
down. When times are strange, I like to focus
on the positive. So it only seems fitting to find the positives in
this nutso situation. Hang on gang, we can do this!
Friday the 13th (of March) marked the last
“normal” day in the Garner household. The day started off like every other
weekday, I dropped the boys (aka #1 & #2) off at school and Manny and I
went to work like usual. There were rumors that things were going to shut down
– and shut down soon. In my crazy brain I couldn’t comprehend the fact that
schools and business were about to close their doors. Would this mean that I
would now need to “teach” my kids with this new concept called distance
learning? For anybody that knows me, knows that is laughable at best!
But here we are, one month in and we’ve officially opened
Garner Academy. Turns out that it’s not that bad. That is, until your 3rd
grader’s math homework has you scrambling to figure out geometry. I mean, who can remember the difference between and acute and obtuse angle? (I'm the only one that can't remember?
Ok, fine…) Thanks to Google I was able to help him muddle through that
assignment.
Speaking of technology, we have this snazzy device called an
Amazon Alexa. Turns out she’s great at fact checking homework answers. So
great, in fact, that I’m quite certain that #1 was able to complete a lot of
his work last week with her help while I was holed up in our home office trying
to get my work done. Manny calls it cheating, I call it tutoring. Tomato, tomahto. #2 hasn’t quite caught on to
the “Alexa helpdesk” concept, so there’s a silver lining. (Although, my guess
is he isn’t too far behind his big brother in that department!)
Keeping it classy during my Zoom meetings |
Another benefit of this shelter in place stuff is not having
to get dressed in “actual” clothes. I knew there was a reason I have
approximately 1,000 pairs of leggings and yoga pants (even though I don’t yoga).
I haven’t wore pants with fasteners in weeks. My kids have been living in pj’s,
and that’s ok. Less laundry is #winning at its best. I also don’t have to get
myself ready to see anyone other than my immediate family. That is, unless I’ve
got a video conference. But I’ve found a fun way around that too! (Side note: how awesome are my
co-workers? They all joined in on my crazy fun with looks of their own!)
Even my office mates can't escape the costumes |
My home office also is Manny’s hunting gear storage
facility. I’ve gained a bunch of new office mates. Turns out they’re not very
talkative… but what they lack in conversation, they make up for in style.
Just when being holed up at home was becoming stale, Manny
found a way to jazz things up. Back in September Manny shot a rather large bull
elk. The good news is we have enough elk meat to last us through the
apocalypse. The bad other news? He brought the thing to the taxidermist.
He was like a kid on Christmas when the guy called him to tell him it was
ready. The dude even had to lend Manny his enclosed trailer to get the thing
home because it wouldn’t fit in the bed of our truck. (You can probably see
where this is going…) Needless to say, it took us all night to get the monster hung up on our
wall. We’re officially accepting name suggestions.
Introducing "the Beast"... and yes, that's me trying to hide from it! |
Sure, our living room may look like a scene out of Tiger
King, but Manny and the boys are pretty jazzed. Meanwhile, the dog and I are
trying not to get alarmed every time we walk by it. We will be working on the
Garner Bar & Grill while everything is closed, so once life returns to
normal please come to Helena visit us! We may even set up a selfie station with
the beast and provide commemorative photos for each visitor.
Do we all wish life could go back to normal? Heck. Yes. But
sitting at home and moping about sitting at home isn’t going to get you very
far. Plus, it’s giving all of us time to get caught up on finally cleaning out
those closets, playing every board game we own, and watching Tiger King. (The
details of which, could very easily generate enough content for its own post.)
Who knows, maybe this whole thing is Carole Baskin’s fault.
Stay healthy and sane, my friends!
Well done. Joe Rogan won't shut about Elk, but for some reason I never fully grasped how ginormous those things are. Holy crap.
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